Time for Ryanair to close it doors

Here is the new stress test for Airlines. We are having a special stress test for the financial institutions so I thought maybe we should have one for the airline industry as well. Ryanair evidently is having so much difficulty getting their bills paid on ticket sales that they have decide to give a new meaning to term a la carte. A la carte is the polite way to say your ticket includes nothing but a seat belt and a seat cushion. If you want to bring an extra bag you pay, if you want a soda, you pay. I know that doesn't seem so bad but this is where we have to draw the line: Ryanair announced today that it is considering charging people to use the bathroom on the plane. I know it is sad but true. I am sure they will find a way to have everyone have to board the planes even earlier now in order to increase revenue. (just kidding). All kidding aside if you can't get enough passenger by including the cost of using the bathroom on the plane it is time for you to just land the planes, send them to the hangers and shut the doors.